Thought Process During Today's Earthquake

  • *Earthquake starts*
  • Brain: Shit, an earthquake!
  • Brain: No, wait. There are no earthquakes here.
  • Brain: A bomb, maybe? No, it's too sustained.
  • Brain: Perhaps the building is collapsing. Are things outside shaking too?
  • Brain: I'll send a text to confirm it's not just my apartment.
  • Brain: Shit, I should probably get outside either way.
  • Brain: Wait, maybe I'll bring my MacBook Air in case the building comes down.
  • Brain: No, that's silly, the building will be fine. I think.
  • Brain: So should I go to the courtyard or down to the street?
  • Brain: Oh, it stopped.
  • Total time elapsed: 10 seconds.